Long time. Left side of penis hurts. For no reason. Its been like it all day. It looks ok. Maybe I slept on it funny. Eleven hours in bed last night. Laying on my cock. Probably. Got so drunk in the pub watching Arsenal beat Wolves that I forgot dinner and subsequently felt like shit so had to go to bed. Missed the Haye/Valuev fight. Was glad to wake up and find out Haye was the new heavyweight champion of the world. Then watched the fight anyway cos we'd recorded it. Had so many sporting events this weekend. England/Aussie - lost. Arsenal/Wolves - won. Haye/Valuev - won. Wales/All Blacks - lost. ManUtd/Chelsea - lost (won't lose sleep though).

Sarah Silverman is fucking hot. And she likes the word cunt. She reminds of Gloria that Tony Soprano was fucking in series 3. Think its the smile. Steve has sent me some great new songs he's been working on. I really want 'Glass Doors' on the Wild Dogs record. Can't wait to slap some slutty vocals on it. Think I'm in some form of love with someone somewhere. But she'll be even more far flung soon. Maybe I'll write about it for 'Glass Doors'.

Hope my cock is ok.